how to make a mess smoothie.

the best smoothie ever

ingredients:

• approximately 4-5 large frozen strawberries
  
• 1/2-ish frozen peach {sliced.}
  
• 1 scoop orange sherbert {or 3...no one said this smoothie was going to be healthy.}
• passionfruit orange juice {just pour it until it looks like the right amount, perhaps 1/2 cup?}

directions:

1. combine all ingredients in blender.
2. drop blender on granite counter top and shatter the glass pitcher doo-dad. oops.
   
3. clean up mess. {and say bye bye to blender and the best smoothie ever, which is now delightfully coating the counter top. and, perhaps, the floor.}
4. trek to local target to purchase new & improved blender.
5. carefully re-combine all ingredients in new & improved blender.
6. really carefully pour smoothie into glass. and not just any glass—one of those spiffy tall ones from ikea.
   
7. add colored straw & enjoy.

that wasn't so hard, was it?